At another forum there was a woman with a cat named Mine.

I think I'd like that. I could call my vet and say "I'm checking up on mine" and they'd get confused.

I later learned that was another name for G-d.

But, I've told my sister my next cat names will either be Clue or Life. So if someone told me to get a clue or get a life I could without a doubt say that I have one.